Why I should never move to London

No, I don't have anything against big tall red buses :) I had a great time going about the city and visiting old friends. hehe but oh do I get tricked by the lovely lovely British accent. I would probably trust Queen Elizabeth and the guy selling peanuts at the corner of the street in the exact same way, looking at them in adoration of the words that come out of their mouth. So proper. Bloody brilliant, that wouldn't get me into troubles at all! :D So no, no moving to London, EVER, or it would be the end of me :)